"so what are your plans for after college?"
i will dismantle the establishment board by board
men: rape jokes hahaha! beating women haha! lol make me a sandwich whore! put on makeup fugly! hahaha!
women: those aren’t funny.
men: lighten up, it’s a joke wow must be on her period women are so emotional lol
women: i drink the tears of men, haha!
men: hOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU PROMOTE THE SUFFERING OF US MEN? DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE DONE FOR YOU? YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT US. THATS NOT FUNNY AT ALL
This is the most accurate portrayal of blind box collecting ever.
boys can like pink and not be gay
girls can have short hair and not be a lesbian
boys can like ballet
girls can like video games
boys can be hot without a six pack
girls can be hot without a hairless body
boys can have hair down to their waists
girls can have stretch marks, curves and back fat
gender doesn’t determine what you can and cannot enjoy, what you can and cannot look like or what you can and cannot do
On a scale from Homestuck to Superwholock, how offended are you when somebody says your fandom sucks
*cranks the knob up to 11 but the 11 is covered up with a piece of tape with the word BRONIES written on it in Sharpie*
literally how does anyone not believe in aliens
are u really so anthropocentric that you think there are millions and billions and trillions of light years of the ever expanding universe but we’re the only life to possibly exist smh
you could give me a whole month to do homework and i still wouldn’t start it till the night before it’s due what’s wrong with me why do i do this to myself
Science has proven that:
- Humans have auras
- Humans have organs that sense energy
- We inherit memories from our anscestors
- Meditation repairs telomeres in DNA, which slows the process of aging.
- Compassion extends life
- Love is more than just an emotion
- Billions of other universes exist
- Meditation speeds healing
you need to go out more
you need to exercise more
YOU'RE GOING OUT FOR A WALK??? YOU?????
HAHAHA WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU???
why are you getting angry
"(insert female here) was just a normal girl until a dark, mysterious, handsome boy entered her life"
[slamS BOOK SHUT, THROWS IT ACROSS THE ROOM, BURNS IT]